He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
all of that aside
“you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real”
is the best answer ever.
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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TUMBLR I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE TO CRY OVER POKEMON
contrary to popular belief, imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery — payment is.
i feel this on a spiritual level
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO